5 definition by otto titslinger

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Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.
I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.
by otto titslinger June 03, 2004

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act in which ass is terrorized by ass rangers

A.K.A Assblast
ass rangers assterrorizing your peeps in assramistan
by otto titslinger June 03, 2004

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oooh that's hot.
friend: Got 2 expensive tickets for the price of one.

your reply: ace a deuce
by otto titslinger June 03, 2004

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An ass ranger gettin' a schmag in the mouth.
An ass ranger got a schmag shoved in his mouth while someone else yelled "you got served"
by otto titslinger June 07, 2004

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a man who who goes both ways (switch hitter) but only catches when with another man.
That guy is a jorge posada.
by otto titslinger June 01, 2004

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