Assblast

A 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. Assblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named "ANAL FIESTA I"), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that shit really hurts one's ass who so choses to blast that bitch down the road.

Assblast projects include =

DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken)
AF I (incomplete)
PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete)
SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire)
AF IV (super dangerous)

by ANALFIESTA June 19, 2014

Assblast

When a guy hits the sweet spot of someone's ass when he's fucking them (in the ass) and cums at the same time, causing a devastating orgasm

What are you gonna do to me?
First, imma blow you. Then, I Assblast you. You're in for it bitch

by Turtilator200 August 03, 2016

Assblast

In Lacrosse or Hockey, a Crosse Check that is preformed on the ass

Verb- Assblasting, assblasted

The defensemen preformed an Assblast, causing the attackmen to go flying

by Wdzy December 18, 2018

assblasted

1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.

2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.

Synonymous with "you got served."

The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.

by IS SKYE January 06, 2005

assblaster

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper

last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster

by scott davis August 10, 2004

Assblaster

An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?

Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!

by Demoulous October 24, 2003

assblast

1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.

2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.

1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!

2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!

by Frank Enbeens May 12, 2007