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Asstail: noun

Any kind of drink delivered from someones ass, but preferably a mixed one.
Just insert a rectal speculum, pour in some bourbon, sweet Vermouth and have your "mixer" shake around to infuse some natural bitters, add a cherry for good measure and you've got a Manhattan cocktail, or should I say "asstail"? Now all you need to do is figure out how you're gonna drink it - up or on your rocks?
by Allitnil October 11, 2013
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an extreme rectal prolapse that resembles a tail...
I was upset that jimmy fisted me and caused my ass to fall out when i realized it might be a plus! he could jack off my asstail!
by bukkakesmiles October 05, 2010
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