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Asstail: noun

Any kind of drink delivered from someones ass, but preferably a mixed one.
Just insert a rectal speculum, pour in some bourbon, sweet Vermouth and have your "mixer" shake around to infuse some natural bitters, add a cherry for good measure and you've got a Manhattan cocktail, or should I say "asstail"? Now all you need to do is figure out how you're gonna drink it - up or on your rocks?
asstail by Allitnil October 11, 2013
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an extreme rectal prolapse that resembles a tail...
I was upset that jimmy fisted me and caused my ass to fall out when i realized it might be a plus! he could jack off my asstail!
asstail by bukkakesmiles October 6, 2010
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cultural assailant 

A person in a position of authority who gains traction through self-aggrandizement and power-grabbing who concurrently attempts to rip apart the progress achieved in the fabric of that culture.
America has elected a most pernicious and destructive cultural assailant.

assailant 

A person who attacks someone on a road or a masked attacker.
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Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.
Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""
Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009
yo man best shut up fo i assrail you
AssRail by Vanessa October 16, 2004
when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.
Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.
assfail by van ultima January 30, 2005
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