assparrot 

Someone who talks out of his ass a lot.

Shut the fuck up, assparrot!

assparrot by Tom Servo January 30, 2004

Aparrotly 

To act in a situation as a Parrot would.

I was behind bars at the Police lock-up last night and the officer was poking his finger at me through the bars while he lectured me, so I acted aparrotly and bit his finger!

Aparrotly by DannyDannyDanDaniel September 29, 2010

Asscarrot 

A word for a the penis. A human part that belongs on a man.

You have a huge asscarrot in your pants.

Asscarrot by Mia Rose February 2, 2007

Asscarrot 

A synonym for the world dildo

However an insultive word which can be used to describe a person

person 1 : "im cool"
person 2: "You're an asscarrot"

Asscarrot by DethNfire May 9, 2004

aespaprotector 

AESPAPROTECTOR IS A KPOP FANPAGE WITH 1.1K FOLLOWERS. AS YOU CAN TELL BY HER USERNAME, SHE PROTECTS AESPA. SHE IS LOVED BY MANY PEOPLE; HER MUTUALS, FOLLOWERS, FAMILY, AND AESPA THEMSELVES.

sujupaved: omg aespapissing(word for aespaprotector antis…) is so annoying like she’s not even funny…
littlelesunn: (aka THE BIGGEST AESPAPROTECTOR FAN) SHUT UP ANNA(aespaprotectors internet name) IS THE BEST SHES SO FUNNY I LOVE HER.

aespaprotector by notaespaprotector July 17, 2021

Assparent

Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.

They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.

Assparent by felixh November 13, 2016

asparrow 

Slim thick girl who deserves the best head

damnnnn thats asparrow cant wait to get in bed with her.

asparrow by bjbfvmyhbmvcg December 18, 2017