asspurrations

Hopeful "moving-forward" drive to get lucky wif a hot chick who either makes contented "throat-thunder" while you're humpin' her doggie-style, or farts copiously --- i.e., "purrs out of her a**" --- during said bouncy-bouncy, due to her pelvis's insides' being majorly stretched and manipulated by said delightfully-vigorous activities.

Having great asspurrations of finding a "willing 'n' windy" gal is all well and good, but once you do get said coochie-sharing hussy into your bed, you will want to learn to carefully control and time your OWN anal exhalations so dat you only "let fly" yourself at da same moments when she is also loudly breaking wind, so as to hopefully cover your own audible indiscretions from her "delicate feminine ears", thus not revealing to her what a belching/farting "crude rude dude" you actually are! :P

asspurrations by QuacksO July 29, 2026

asspirations 

(n.) Refers to two different posterior-related subjects:
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).

One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.

Baked-bean-loving dude: I have **great asspirations** every time I see a chick with a cute round bum, but then I always drive her away with my **bodily asspirations** that invariably seem to pop out right when we're in the middle of humpin'.

asspirations by QuacksO January 14, 2015