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Assmode is a way of life.
Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life
Assmode by pipes0069 January 17, 2012
A rodent like creature belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae (hamster, rat, mouse, mole) that is often inserted into a flaming homosexual's anus using a stainless steel pipe and cigarette lighter. This technique is also known as "the Combrink".
Marc is staying home tonight to play with his assmol.
assmol by Roadrage August 27, 2009
(v) the act of your girlfriend withholding anal from you
"Oh yeah we're supposed to try anal tomorrow but she has me on asshold"
asshold by SlowBlows September 5, 2013
A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.
STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D
assmole by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008

Annual Assholder 

A term to describe people who have the Disneyland Annual Signature Plus Pass and are entitled to do whatever they want because they paid over 1k for an amusement park for kids. The easiest way to spot one Annual Assholder as they are wearing their AP merch they get from lands, having a michelada, and a churro in their hand. Also, don't forget to mention their snotty attitude

Don't forget to mention they have this sticker on the back of their car having "A ºoº P" Sticker on the back of the car.
"I can do whatever I want, because I am an Annual PassholderSignature Plus, Bitch!"
"Correction, you're an Annual Assholder. Move along"
A stuckup Jew that only cares about his Kesive (Money in Hebrew):
Bernie Madoff is such an Assgold
Assgold by RBMyanxfan January 9, 2011