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assmold: n (ass-mold) the matrix or cavity in which a replica of the buttock region is formed.
"I'm so pumped, my Ned Beatty Deliverence assmold just came in the mail!"
assmold by Carjeff November 10, 2008
Words you can keep
Assmode is a way of life.
Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life
Assmode by pipes0069 January 17, 2012
A rodent like creature belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae (hamster, rat, mouse, mole) that is often inserted into a flaming homosexual's anus using a stainless steel pipe and cigarette lighter. This technique is also known as "the Combrink".
Marc is staying home tonight to play with his assmol.
assmol by Roadrage August 27, 2009
(v) the act of your girlfriend withholding anal from you
"Oh yeah we're supposed to try anal tomorrow but she has me on asshold"
asshold by SlowBlows September 5, 2013
A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.
STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D
assmole by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008

Annual Assholder 

A term to describe people who have the Disneyland Annual Signature Plus Pass and are entitled to do whatever they want because they paid over 1k for an amusement park for kids. The easiest way to spot one Annual Assholder as they are wearing their AP merch they get from lands, having a michelada, and a churro in their hand. Also, don't forget to mention their snotty attitude

Don't forget to mention they have this sticker on the back of their car having "A ºoº P" Sticker on the back of the car.
"I can do whatever I want, because I am an Annual PassholderSignature Plus, Bitch!"
"Correction, you're an Annual Assholder. Move along"
A stuckup Jew that only cares about his Kesive (Money in Hebrew):
Bernie Madoff is such an Assgold
Assgold by RBMyanxfan January 9, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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