assmold

assmold: n (ass-mold) the matrix or cavity in which a replica of the buttock region is formed.

"I'm so pumped, my Ned Beatty Deliverence assmold just came in the mail!"

by Carjeff November 10, 2008

Assmode

Assmode is a way of life.

Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life

by pipes0069 January 17, 2012

assmol

A rodent like creature belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae (hamster, rat, mouse, mole) that is often inserted into a flaming homosexual's anus using a stainless steel pipe and cigarette lighter. This technique is also known as "the Combrink".

Marc is staying home tonight to play with his assmol.

by Roadrage August 27, 2009

asshold

(v) the act of your girlfriend withholding anal from you

"Oh yeah we're supposed to try anal tomorrow but she has me on asshold"

by SlowBlows September 5, 2013

assmole

A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.

STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D

by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008

Annual Assholder

A term to describe people who have the Disneyland Annual Signature Plus Pass and are entitled to do whatever they want because they paid over 1k for an amusement park for kids. The easiest way to spot one Annual Assholder as they are wearing their AP merch they get from lands, having a michelada, and a churro in their hand. Also, don't forget to mention their snotty attitude

Don't forget to mention they have this sticker on the back of their car having "A ºoº P" Sticker on the back of the car.

"I can do whatever I want, because I am an Annual PassholderSignature Plus, Bitch!"
"Correction, you're an Annual Assholder. Move along"

by DeputyVanHalen June 17, 2019

Assgold

A stuckup Jew that only cares about his Kesive (Money in Hebrew):

Bernie Madoff is such an Assgold

by RBMyanxfan January 9, 2011