Assgold

A stuckup Jew that only cares about his Kesive (Money in Hebrew):

Bernie Madoff is such an Assgold

by RBMyanxfan January 9, 2011

Asgoldami

"No asgoldami" is a popular sentence used by the famous psycho named "Folly"
it is also a sinonim for Simone G4y

A: Teacher my wi-fi is not working, let me-
B: NOOO Asgoldami, io ho un aggeggio cheeeee eee....

by Hue Jhan November 17, 2021

asshold

(v) the act of your girlfriend withholding anal from you

"Oh yeah we're supposed to try anal tomorrow but she has me on asshold"

by SlowBlows September 5, 2013

Annual Assholder

A term to describe people who have the Disneyland Annual Signature Plus Pass and are entitled to do whatever they want because they paid over 1k for an amusement park for kids. The easiest way to spot one Annual Assholder as they are wearing their AP merch they get from lands, having a michelada, and a churro in their hand. Also, don't forget to mention their snotty attitude

Don't forget to mention they have this sticker on the back of their car having "A ºoº P" Sticker on the back of the car.

"I can do whatever I want, because I am an Annual PassholderSignature Plus, Bitch!"
"Correction, you're an Annual Assholder. Move along"

by DeputyVanHalen June 17, 2019

asshold

When you squeeze your butt cheeks really hard to keep the turtle head from coming out.

"Man, it's a good thing I found a bathroom because this asshold wasn't going to last."

by Paco Gonzales October 20, 2004

Assgole

Someone who wants to call someone a asshole using a keyboard but pressers g instead of h but doesn't care because it's even funnier.

"Your such a assgole, ...lol assgole!, god thats funny"

by jen_r July 1, 2009

asshold

(v): the action of attaining a firm grip on a tight ass
(n): the grip that is held on a tight ass

Nobody wants to asshold a flabby ass.

I had a really good asshold but then she smacked my hand away!

by theitalianNAP June 2, 2009