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The man was assjolding Madi.
assjold by carter2903 December 29, 2016
Words you can keep
(v) the act of your girlfriend withholding anal from you
"Oh yeah we're supposed to try anal tomorrow but she has me on asshold"
asshold by SlowBlows September 5, 2013

Annual Assholder 

A term to describe people who have the Disneyland Annual Signature Plus Pass and are entitled to do whatever they want because they paid over 1k for an amusement park for kids. The easiest way to spot one Annual Assholder as they are wearing their AP merch they get from lands, having a michelada, and a churro in their hand. Also, don't forget to mention their snotty attitude

Don't forget to mention they have this sticker on the back of their car having "A ºoº P" Sticker on the back of the car.
"I can do whatever I want, because I am an Annual PassholderSignature Plus, Bitch!"
"Correction, you're an Annual Assholder. Move along"
A stuckup Jew that only cares about his Kesive (Money in Hebrew):
Bernie Madoff is such an Assgold
Assgold by RBMyanxfan January 9, 2011
When you squeeze your butt cheeks really hard to keep the turtle head from coming out.
"Man, it's a good thing I found a bathroom because this asshold wasn't going to last."
asshold by Paco Gonzales October 20, 2004
Danny who works at Jiffy Lube, is a stalking assjole boyfriend.
Assjole by Sflwr09 January 5, 2015
(v): the action of attaining a firm grip on a tight ass
(n): the grip that is held on a tight ass
Nobody wants to asshold a flabby ass.

I had a really good asshold but then she smacked my hand away!
asshold by theitalianNAP June 2, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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