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Assmitten 

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.
John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!
Assmitten by Shambler August 26, 2004
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Ass mittens 

Mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.
Ben- My ass is so cold.
Taylor- Here, I made you some ass mittens!
Ass mittens by Jae1716 February 14, 2006