assmatt 

A person named Matt, who acts like an hazardous ass.

One who steals happiness & runs rampid over everything good.

This guy can ruin a party & clear a room in one sentence.

These type of AssMatts should be banished to an island much like the one where lepers were once sent.

It is important to NEVER, EVER make eye contact with an AssMatt, or you will surly want to shave off your own eyebrows & wear ugly Hawaiian print shirts.

I waited under the bed for 5 hours so AssMatt wouldn't talk to me.

assmatt by Lemer Ledhead June 20, 2019

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.

I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!

asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

asshattery 

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.

Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!

asshattery by mrshert September 8, 2011

asshattedness 

Being an Asshat about something

see also asshat

My boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness.

asshattedness by crispey May 27, 2006

asshattery 

A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.

This asshattery has gone on for long enough!

asshattery by Brash December 13, 2008

asshatty 

A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."

Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.

asshatty by hotdanman March 6, 2010

assmath 

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

assmath by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008