Tight little blond.
Dude 1, "Taylor Swift is a horrible singer"
Dude 2, "I'd fuck her"
Dude 1, "Why?!!"
Dude 2, "She a TLB"
A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."
Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.