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1. To be wasting time.

2. To be slowing down one who is in a hurry. verb.
Come on let's go. Stop asslin around.
asslin by des_per_a_do August 25, 2013
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assninja 

One who is stealthy like a ninja, jumping from one ass to another (usually raping them, usually a gay ninja too).

They could be a figurative assninja, or a real gay ass ninja!
The latter would dress up as a ninja, with stars and everything, and perform ass sex with kunais, advanced forms of taijutsu, ninjutsu and genjutsu.

They are to be feared when they possess a sharingan!
John walked oppenlegged, ass bleeding out of his bedroom this morning. He had a swarm of assninja's on his back all night, and won't be able to sit for a month now!

Yeah, one of the rapists was Gay-Sensei
assninja by Fukaface! March 26, 2019
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Aisling is an amazing girl who deserves the respect of thousands. She has the looks, the booty, the body any aine wishes for, and that lucky Irish charm. She usually sets hearts racing and doesn’t have a problem kissing a few frogs to find her prince ;) If u happen to come across an Aisling in your treks, acknowledge her, she is worth more than you know. Any time Aisling enters a room there is an instant Change in atmosphere, the room becomes brighter and warmer as she radiates happiness... go get yourself a bootylicious Aisling for a friend and you will be living a life wanted by all!
Is that Aisling? The girl who got like 1k likes on Instagram? Woah, should I smile?
Aisling by iamkyliejenner October 8, 2018
A girl who acts shy and very respectful in front of adults but crazy with her friends. She defends anything she loves. She is very protective of her friends, and sometimes is very mature, but will be silly instantly in certain moments.
She isn't one to follow the crowd, she likes holding her own and being herself.
Aislin loves music, like seriously is in love with music, and she gets excited over little things its adorable.
She doesn't like it much when her name is pronounced wrong, but doesn't speak up most of the time to tell hem wrong. She sometimes goes by the nickname Ace or Aise. Aislin is usually really gorgeous but doesn't think that about herself, she loves to be an all around nice person and is totally cute a plus is she usually has a big booty. If you ever meet an Aislin keep her and never let go, and if you get the honor to date one you better hold on to her because she will treat you better then ur own mom would.
Mark: "Hey did you meet that new girl Aislin?"

Stephanie: "Yeah she's totally cool I really want to be friends with her"

Jack: "I know right! she's so easy to talk to, I really think she's a great person."

Aislin is like a unicorn, if you find one you better be damn sure you keep her because somebody else will want her a lot more.
Aislin by YourDadRespectME January 2, 2018

ASSING AROUND 

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.
"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"
ASSING AROUND by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007
Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise

Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise
Assinaise by Astam Outh August 19, 2009
The most generous, sweet, kind, loving and warm girl you will ever meet. She is such a sweetheart and might have difficulty showing her emotions at first, but if you get to know her and let her get to know you she will be the most loving woman ever. Her heart is just so pure, her personality is so amazing, her mind is beyond beautiful. Aislin is so understanding, she is never judgemental and will love you for you. Sure her looks are so beyond amazing but her mind, her words and just the way she thinks, how open minded and accepting she is, is just so beautiful. If you get the opportunity to love an Aislin, do it, because she will multiply your love by 1000. She will only want whats best for you, she is a genuine person, her heart is always in the right place and although she may make mistakes, forgive her because she is the type of person to feel bad for the slightest mistakes she makes and know that her intentions are always pure. She will never intend to hurt you, she is overall an amazing person. p.s- she's cute too
Aislin has such a beautiful mind
Aislin by ChristopherJJ June 7, 2018
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