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asskickery 

1. The art of kicking ass

2. The process of kicking ass
Being a ninja requires me to be quite proficient in asskickery

I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there
asskickery by vick jack November 5, 2004
An entity that ownz other entities.
Germany, asskickers from way back, rolled through France in six weeks.
asskicker by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

Asskickers Syndrome 

The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.
Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.
Asskickers Syndrome by MoeBetta September 19, 2018
A culvert buried under a road that causes the rear end of a car to jump up in an unexpected and tooth jarring manner.

The problem is always worse in the times when frost is affecting road surfaces.

Small cars with low profile tires such as Honda's or Miata's react much more than a larger car or truck.
What did you think of that asskicker?
asskicker by winter tour leader December 1, 2009

asskickery 

The art of kicking ass
"Its time for me to promote the asskickery"
asskickery by CaptainCool February 19, 2007
"Dude. ASSKICKER is amazing. The Biker is always doing something stupid."
ASSKICKER by lolwtf2030204200 January 20, 2023
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