A biker is a man who rides an american made cruiser most likely the kind of HARLEY DAVIDSONS but not limited to amercian made cruisers although owning a cruiser is a must in order to fit into the biker catagorie. A biker dosent just take his bike out on the weekends but he rides on all night and
day whenever his free
time permits and often pulls off to the side of the road to
nap for a few hours from riding so much and in order to sober up just a little bit . A biker
will then wake up and smoke a bowl of some medical and drink out of his flask of 151 and continue on untill work needs to be done or his lady needs to be done , one or the other
will get the true biker back to home base . The biker spends every sunday not at church but on his sidewalk in front of his home washing and waxing his bike and saying sweet things to here while drinking a 40 oz of some kind
beer and upon end takes off and rides into the sunset not to be seen untill morning sometime . His hair can be
long and the biker doesnt care about showers , cologne , nice clothes , or any other sissy
boy shit that most proper office working pussys care about and simply he just wants to be one with his bike and second his girly . A biker
will be quick to fight you no matter if he gets his ass beat or not and is not afraid of spending a few nights in jail . The true biker loves his momma , hates his daddy , doesnt know if god exists , and believes in no life after
death . Although fierce and full of
rage for the most part dont take him for being a bad human being because a true biker cares about women and children and
will go out of his way to help them anytime of
day and
will even help out his fellow man if possible . Just dont mistake kindness for weakness and the biker
will always be on your side .
Getting shit faced and putting on my mc vest , firing up the davy and going for full night rides is the best
thing in life . The sound of the
96 ci motor on the dyna in the silent night on a
lonely desert road makes me feel like theres someone else there with me to listen to all the shit ive got to tell it . and i do .Biker for life baby .
