assjacked

To be beaten so badly in a game that the loser has to check to see if he still has an ass.

Man, the Raiders assjacked the Cowboys 45-3 yesterday!

by MackDaddyT May 01, 2006

Assjacked

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

by donkeyrules October 03, 2014

AssJack

Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack

That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack

by Libraryguy March 04, 2010

AssJack

An object, for example a small firm pillow, placed under a womens ass to elevate her vagina to the best angle for sex.

"Hey honey, lets use the assjack tonight. I want to be sure i hit your G-Spot."

by rilecat November 17, 2016

assjack

Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."

That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!

by Lane Haygood November 25, 2002

assjack

A malapropism of jackass

driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"

by j foxy August 11, 2010

assjack

Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.

Adjective. Similar to jackass.

The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.

by John Diss August 09, 2006