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Assface Syndrome
(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018
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assface magee
Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.
assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013
President Assface
It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.
President Assface by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019
Assface Syndrome
(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018
assface
1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead
Look at that assface
assface by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003
Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
Ass-Faced Shit Flinger by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
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Pee Calculus
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