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assfaced

The act of sniping an opponent in the face while they are running toward you. They must be killed in one shot. Achieved most notably in the game of Halo 2.
Dude, I just assfaced this guy! I need more ammo!
by J_Cool November 15, 2006
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Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
by High Hiter October 6, 2018
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assface magee

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.
Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.
by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013
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President Assface

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.
It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019
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Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
by High Hiter October 6, 2018
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assface

1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead
Look at that assface
by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003
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Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.
I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
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