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Assimiu is the kind of person that’ll be always be there for you, he’s a complete sweetheart and tends sometimes to be cold-hearted but he’s amazing as a person
“Do you know Assimiu?”
“Isn’t that the nice guy, that helps everyone?”
by cheerupjan November 21, 2021
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assiton assimilators

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)
{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?
by Telephony April 26, 2014
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Reverse Assimilation

The act of an individual, group or nation assimilating to the culture of immigrant populations rather than the immigrant populations assimilating to the culture of the host nation.
Guy 1. "When Abdul and his family moved into the street we thought they may like to join in and be a part of our community. Instead some of our liberal neighbors converted to Islam and now demonize what is left of our community."

Guy 2. "Yeah well, that's reverse assimilation for you.."
by TradWaman March 6, 2019
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assimilatex

A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.
You will be assimilatex.
by Polymathink February 3, 2010
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assimilation

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population; distinct from integration in that it implies a loss of cultural identity and ultimately of individuality. Usually relates to the pressure on immigrants to conform to the expectations of the mass culture in their new country. More recently applied to the aggressive subjugation of races by the Borg, and hence to a person joining a large faceless group of stupid people.
"Bad news; she bought the Avril album. Her assimilation is complete."
by shoggoth August 11, 2003
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you will be assimilated

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
by TokJK September 8, 2006
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assimilation by the Borg

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.
Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)
by eeeeeee July 13, 2006
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