assidor 

The Country with a big crack running through the middle of it.

I am the ambassador of kick your ASSidor!

assidor by M_Kat November 9, 2006

Assigore 

One of Team Mortar's Jokemal in the famous Jokemal Joe Camel/Pokemon parody. Assigore is a floating ass with arms sticking out of each ass cheek. A clear parody of Geodude.

GO ASSIGORE!

Assigore by Brian Inc August 12, 2008

assigor 

a round assshaped creature with human arms; famous for its blow attack!

Go Assigor!!!<br>Assigor, Blow Attack, Go!

assigor by PaSCaLE March 6, 2003

Assivore 

An assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass are referred to as managers.

Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.

Assivore by Kevon Kawkey July 13, 2007

assdorito 

A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language.

Steve: Hey check out that girl, I'm gonna go take her purse
John: Don't be an assdorito

assdorito by Klevo April 20, 2008

Assivore 

Assivore
A assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass are referred to as managers.

Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.

Assivore by Kevon Kawkey July 13, 2007

Assivore 

A assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of meat are referred to as managers.

Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.

Assivore by Kevon Kawkey July 12, 2007