Assivore 

An assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass are referred to as managers.

Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.

Assivore by Kevon Kawkey July 13, 2007

Assivore 

Assivore
A assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass are referred to as managers.

Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.

Assivore by Kevon Kawkey July 13, 2007

Assivore 

A assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of meat are referred to as managers.

Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.

Assivore by Kevon Kawkey July 12, 2007

Assigore 

One of Team Mortar's Jokemal in the famous Jokemal Joe Camel/Pokemon parody. Assigore is a floating ass with arms sticking out of each ass cheek. A clear parody of Geodude.

GO ASSIGORE!

Assigore by Brian Inc August 12, 2008