assicorn 

An assicorn is a mythical animal similar to the penicorn , a unicorn with an penis on its head instead of a horn. The assicorn is a unicorn with an ass on its head.

Yesterday John wouldnt stop touching my tits, he is such an assicorn.

assicorn by Bob Rodriguez October 11, 2007

assicon 

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

assicon by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

asscorn 

the popcorn that falls under your ass when you are in a theatre.

Dude, stop eating that nasty asscorn!

asscorn by cheesemaster February 19, 2005

assycorn 

when your corn is assy because it came out of your ass

"i ate so much corn earlier that i am going to have ASSYCORN later for sure!"

assycorn by h8inbernie4eva March 16, 2010

Arsicorn 

1) Very much like the mystical creature known as a Unicorn, but having a much larger ass. Either alongside it, as a friendly, blabbering and highly irritating companion or attached to it's rear as it's bum.

2) A rare crossbred mix of redneck cracker and stinky alien species.

Ned: "Hey Roger, did you just see that frikin Arsicorn?"
Roger: "What? What the hell are you talking about??"
Rilke: "Yeah, i thought i saw him buying a milk shake and gun earlier too."
Ned: "It has the hugest ass i've ever seen on a unicorn.."
Rilke: "Yeah, and a mullet!"
Roger: "Oh. There.."

Arsicorn by dont forget the gravy December 4, 2010

Asscorn 

When you eat so much popcorn you shit your bowel movements contain kernals. Can also be referred to as ass kernal

“I ate so much popcorn last night it gave me asscorn in the morning.” “ wow, my asscorn is real this morning”

Asscorn by Asscorn May 9, 2024

Asscorn 

When you eat so much popcorn you shit kernals out.

I had asscorn bad this morning after eating a bunch of popcorn at the movies last night.

Asscorn by Asscorn May 9, 2024