An assicorn is a mythical animal similar to the penicorn , a unicorn with an penis on its head instead of a horn. The assicorn is a unicorn with an ass on its head.
The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass (_X_) Leave my ass alone (_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
1) Very much like the mystical creature known as a Unicorn, but having a much larger ass. Either alongside it, as a friendly, blabbering and highly irritating companion or attached to it's rear as it's bum.
2) A rare crossbred mix of redneck cracker and stinky alien species.
Ned: "Hey Roger, did you just see that frikin Arsicorn?"
Roger: "What? What the hell are you talking about??"
Rilke: "Yeah, i thought i saw him buying a milk shake and gun earlier too."
Ned: "It has the hugest ass i've ever seen on a unicorn.."
Rilke: "Yeah, and a mullet!"
Roger: "Oh. There.."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!