assicorn

An assicorn is a mythical animal similar to the penicorn , a unicorn with an penis on its head instead of a horn. The assicorn is a unicorn with an ass on its head.

Yesterday John wouldnt stop touching my tits, he is such an assicorn.

by Bob Rodriguez October 11, 2007

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assicon

Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.

The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

by superslacker87 August 3, 2006

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asscorn

the popcorn that falls under your ass when you are in a theatre.

Dude, stop eating that nasty asscorn!

by cheesemaster February 19, 2005

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assycorn

when your corn is assy because it came out of your ass

"i ate so much corn earlier that i am going to have ASSYCORN later for sure!"

by h8inbernie4eva March 16, 2010

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Arsicorn

1) Very much like the mystical creature known as a Unicorn, but having a much larger ass. Either alongside it, as a friendly, blabbering and highly irritating companion or attached to it's rear as it's bum.

2) A rare crossbred mix of redneck cracker and stinky alien species.

Ned: "Hey Roger, did you just see that frikin Arsicorn?"
Roger: "What? What the hell are you talking about??"
Rilke: "Yeah, i thought i saw him buying a milk shake and gun earlier too."
Ned: "It has the hugest ass i've ever seen on a unicorn.."
Rilke: "Yeah, and a mullet!"
Roger: "Oh. There.."

by dont forget the gravy December 4, 2010

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