asshook

1.) assplay, usually in a gay male way (i.e. TrekBoi & Hexcor). Can involve fingers, fists, and/or glass dildos donated by Cameron's girlfriend.

2.) A Way0ter's screenname.

1.) Fucking moron! You need a good asshooking.

2.) A(s)Shook

by aq. March 6, 2005

Asshook

A dispicable act using a hanger.

I gave that bitch an asshock when she fell asleep I cant have a baby.

by Morgan December 21, 2004

Assbooker

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.

Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"

by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011

asshood

The utmost degree of potential assholery.

Cuddy: (after House declared over the hospital balcony that they slept together) THIS IS BEYOND ASSHOOD!

by Steve McQueen's ghost May 21, 2009

Assbook

1. Assbook (otherwise known as the "booty call social network")is “An online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” The facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that ass” feature. Instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.

There are only seven real females registered on Assbook.

by The Voice of the People!!@#$%^ January 6, 2009

Asshooligan

1. The state of being a hooligan and an ass or retard at the same time.

Sean is one big fuckin' asshooligan.

by Ken B. January 15, 2006

assbook.com

Any number of social web sites where people post and rate the naked photos of others and themselves.

Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.

Shiela; Damn girl, you don’t have to flash your tits to get guys to ask you out, just put a picture on assbook.com!!!

by the Toad January 19, 2011