Asstivity

The pulsating movements your dog’s anus makes when he or she is about to defecate.

Person A: Are you sure Max still needs to go?

Person B: Yes. He’s displaying a lot of “asstivity” back there. He’s going to poop any second now.

by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2020

asstivity

Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity.

by Michael T Adams March 6, 2008

asstivity

Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity.

by Michael T Adams March 6, 2008

asstivity

n (ass-tiv-it-y) - Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity!

by Michael T Adams March 7, 2008

black air force activity

when a nigga has no remorse for him self and and other people around him and would do the most devious shit in the world and also is a complete menace to society its self. If you see someone with black air forces there probably on demon time.

person 1: bro i just got my ass beat so bad
person 2: what shoes were he wearing?
person 1: black air forces why?
person 2: damn that nigga must have been radiating black air force activity then.

by ZooD December 22, 2022

Lightskin activity

Lightskin activity usually refers to actions that enforce stereotypes about African American men with light skin. This includes constantly proving to the world that you're pretty, homewrecking, and being an overall menace to society.

"That man has been giving nothing but lightskin activity."

by NotALightSkin June 27, 2021

500 pound activity

Basically every action associated with fat gamer weebs, often used to refer to stereotypical things this category of people do daily.

-Bob just posted something about 2D women being Better than 3D women, what does that even mean?

-forget about it, that's 500 pound activity.

by Ducko13 December 31, 2021