Asseous

Adj. Of or relating to wounds about the rump made by a fiery object or probe.
In order to soothe society's asseous wounds, man offered his burnt posterior to the wind.
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asseous

the act of being an ass or the behaviour of an ass.
stealing things is quite asseous
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gaseous asseous

a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.
Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop
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Asseous Gaseous

“Asseous Gaseous!”, Tony exclaimed, having ripped a long fart. Then he looked it up and found Gaseous Asseous fit the definition perfectly.
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