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ass dial
assdial by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003
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ass dial
accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons
Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.
ass dial by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003
Related Words
ass dial • Ass Dialer • Ass Dialing • ass-dialling • asscial • asscial tissue • assdild • Assdildo • assial • assial tissue
asscial
(1)kind of like getting a facial but on the ass.
to get your ass waxed and sand blasted to make your ass as smooth as possible. this was created by vince mchamon on wwe in a episode were he got a asscial so that hhh would kiss his ass, but got his ass kick by hhh
instead.
to get your ass waxed and sand blasted to make your ass as smooth as possible. this was created by vince mchamon on wwe in a episode were he got a asscial so that hhh would kiss his ass, but got his ass kick by hhh
instead.
asscial by shane mchamon July 9, 2006
assial tissue
Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.
assial tissue by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020
asscial tissue
asscial tissue by GinaMarie October 8, 2007
assial
assial by the caveman from south america February 23, 2005
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