asscrump 

1:When you clench your ass and a bit of shit comes out.
2:A dumb person.

1: Dammit. I asscrumped again.
2: You stupid asscrump.

asscrump by holyshitsnotburger August 11, 2017

assclump 

Generally used as an insult. An expression of disgust, likening the object to hair clumped around the anus with faeces or fecal matter.

Shut up you assclump!

assclump by snorter April 6, 2006

Assclump 

The clump of sweaty shit that gets stuck in between your asscheeks by your wooly-mammoth like asshairs.

John: Hello kind fellow. Would you mind tearing out an assclump for me? It's been bothering me all day.

Austin: Why of course, I was actually going to stop for breakfast, but this'll do. Cheerio!

Assclump by Baller ass nigga homie G dogg...playa April 6, 2008

asscrumptionous 

1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.

2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.

To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.

I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.

asscrumptionous by Bad C dev March 19, 2021

asstrumpet

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

asstrumpet by EagleSJ January 31, 2005

Asstrumption 

An extreme form of insane claim or conclusion

Let's not jump to any asstrumptions, the earth might really be round.

Asstrumption by Wilm Roget October 10, 2016