holyshitsnotburger's definitions

dripping faucet

When you go to take a whizz, and after doing so you still feel a drop of pee needs to come out.

God dammit, just got out of the bathroom but I've got a dripping faucet

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017

asscrump

1:When you clench your ass and a bit of shit comes out.
2:A dumb person.

1: Dammit. I asscrumped again.
2: You stupid asscrump.

by holyshitsnotburger August 11, 2017

crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.

1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017

furry

A furry is an individual that shares interest in Anthropomorphic characters, mainly in animals. Furries are tied to the furry fandom. They are usually few and far between, some furries want to wear fursuits and others may simply draw. They usually attend furry cons, but many don't. The whole subculture was brought to life in the 80's and the 90's and popularized by the Internet. Some furries may share interest in the sexual aspects of the fandom, and they have their own sexual vocabulary. This includes, but is not limited to: yiff (masturbate), spooge (ejaculate) and some others. Some furries pull in stuff from the brony fandom, however some furries are against that.
Written by a non-sexual furry. :)

Furry 1: Dude, have you been to that furry convention?
Furry 2: Yeah! So many fursuiters are there!

by holyshitsnotburger July 20, 2016

satan in the pussy

A phrase used when you stub your toe, or in frustration.

SATAN IN THE PUSSY! THIS GODDAMN FAX WON'T GO TROUGH!

by holyshitsnotburger April 7, 2016

shitskit

When you go an take a dump, but some shit remains on the walls of the toilet bowl.

I am so tired... I have been cleaning your shitskit out of the damn toilet!

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017