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asstrumpet
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An
asshat
or asshelmet that makes so much
noise
or commotion that one cannot
help
but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.
Eagle
is the
worlds
biggest
asstrumpet.
asstrumpet
by
EagleSJ
January 31, 2005
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