asstrumpet

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

by EagleSJ January 31, 2005

ass trumpet

A fart so loud it sounds like one is playing a musical instrument out of there ass

Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank

by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004

Asstrument

Noun:

A musical instrument designed for rectal use.

1. Larry was born to be an asstrument player; his cheeks were rosy red and-a-ready for a rippin'.

2. Worn out after a long day of spouting shit, the asstrument section of the ASS(Alabama Syndicate Symphony) celebrated their hard work with enemas all around.

by Le Pétomane September 9, 2012

ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.

The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.

by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

asscrumptionous

1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.

2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.

To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.

I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.

by Bad C dev March 19, 2021

Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.

I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

ass trumpet

Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.

Donald was being such an ass trumpet about climate change.

by SnarkyShark December 2, 2018