asstrumpet
An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.
asstrumpet by EagleSJ January 31, 2005
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ass trumpet
Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank
ass trumpet by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004
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Asstrument
1. Larry was born to be an asstrument player; his cheeks were rosy red and-a-ready for a rippin'.
2. Worn out after a long day of spouting shit, the asstrument section of the ASS(Alabama Syndicate Symphony) celebrated their hard work with enemas all around.
2. Worn out after a long day of spouting shit, the asstrument section of the ASS(Alabama Syndicate Symphony) celebrated their hard work with enemas all around.
Asstrument by Le Pétomane September 9, 2012
ass trumpet
A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.
The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.
ass trumpet by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005
asscrumptionous
1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.
2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.
I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
asscrumptionous by Bad C dev March 19, 2021
Ass Trumpet
Ass Trumpet by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006
ass trumpet
Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.
ass trumpet by SnarkyShark December 2, 2018
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