assclit

Used in the gay community, meaning "loose ass"

victor: hey gregory i got with sheldon last night!
gregory: how was it?
victor: everything was fine till i found out he has an assclit.
gregory: (nods in shame)

assclit by TP April 23, 2003

assblitz

When someone sits on another’s face and the voluminous ass cheeks fully engulf that person's head.

That chick’s bunnies gave me the best assblitz of my life.

assblitz by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

ass clit 

A nub of flesh on the rim of the anus.

It's best when it's placed on top of the anal rim, because then it really resembles a clit, making the asshole look like a tiny cunt.

Some find it pretty cute, calling it mini-cunt or baby cunt. Others find it a bit gross.

The nob is usually pretty sensitive, but not necessarily in a bad way. During anilingus it may even increase the pleasure. If the rimjob is done well, it can even lead to orgasm, hence the second reason why it's called an ass clit.

Having an ass clit myself, I was motivated to read more about them, and I also had to personally go through different stages of dealing with it. First I thought it was gross and never dared asking my wife to give me a rimjob, though only the idea of it was turning me on. I was however giving her rimjobs quite often, so it wasn't long till she insisted on returning the favor. I couldn't belive how good it could feel. Used to think they exagerate in porns, but it was quite the contrary. The area was so sensitive (and particularly the nub), that it took me only a couple of minutes to orgasm. And it was a totally different orgasm.

It doesn't always work, especially if done too often. But we've noticed that if done like once every 2 weeks, the effect is most intense (usually I can feel when I'm 'ready' for it). My wife also loves doing it, as she enjoys my reaction when I orgasm. She says the spasms of my body are similar to a woman's when I orgasm, which turns her on. I off course love it as well, as not only is the anilingus itself very pleasurable, but the orgasm is at least twice as strong as my regular one.

So, if good hygiene happily meets open minds, such a nub is no drama - nothing to be ashamed/frustrated of - but a genuine anal clit! Learn to enjoy it! ;)

ass clit by Dhadik March 17, 2008

assclot 

The clogage of someones asshole. May be caused by a variety of things. Also used as an insult in certain cases.

That mandarin buffet gave me an assclot the next morning so I drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.

assclot by M Style December 12, 2008

Assclat 

A bird which cannot fly, with a white plumage and a human ass.

A swan with a human ass. A decendant of the Assclat.

Assclat by The Style July 1, 2005

asscited 

(adj.) Stirred emotionally to get some action.

Usually used before mattress mambo.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I saw you with that chick last night.

Bro 2: Bro, which one?

Bro 1: The blonde one bro, you gettin' some?

Bro 2: Yeah, i'm asscited.

asscited by Gieaa July 29, 2009

Ass-Clit 

Scott.

Scott has an ass-clit.

Ass-Clit by WookyWoo April 8, 2009