asschan

Kacchan... but with.. ass

Person 1: HEY LOOK IT ASSCHAN
Person 2: ASSCHAN I LOVE YOUR FATASS

by Hahbdbdx May 4, 2021

Asshands

Using a woman's ass cheeks to get yourself off.

Ellena was a bit too fat for me to bang, but I flipped her over and pulled an asshands on her.

by tdelano April 8, 2009

Asshands

n) A condition caused by digging ones hands into feces or by actually sticking one's hands into an ass. (n) A person who has done either of these things.

I got asshands trying to get that cow shit out of my dog's mouth.

Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.

by Jackpott September 6, 2020

Asschalk

A poorly conceived and baseless statement, as though offered by someone so unequipped that he had to write it on the bathroom stall with his own poop.

Paul needed a quick response to the panel's objections, so he wrote it in asschalk.

by Longhorned June 19, 2013

Asschunks

Blowing chunks out your ass after eating a volatile substance, usually a few bean burritos or any product from taco bell.

Dude, I shouldn't have ate those burritos, I blew asschunks all night.
Don't use that restroom! Someone blew asschunks in there and it reeks!
I don't want to eat taco bell man, it gives me serious asschunks whenever i do...

by Jacob Ritz December 25, 2005

asschin

Where you have a very deep cleft chin and it looks like a ass crack.

The advantage of an asschin is: you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time>

by asshat January 22, 2003

ASChang06

A depressed kid that plays Osu! every day. He claims to be a therapist boi but gives no help to anyone's problems. He is also the alpha male goldor chad. Very hot.

Person 1: Guys my dog died yesterday :(
ASChang06: Did I ask????

by CapATW November 13, 2021