Asschunks 

Blowing chunks out your ass after eating a volatile substance, usually a few bean burritos or any product from taco bell.

Dude, I shouldn't have ate those burritos, I blew asschunks all night.
Don't use that restroom! Someone blew asschunks in there and it reeks!
I don't want to eat taco bell man, it gives me serious asschunks whenever i do...

Asschunks by Jacob Ritz December 25, 2005

Asscheeks 

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match?

Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks

Asscheeks by ImFunnySometimes August 25, 2018

Asscheeks 

Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."

Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.

I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.

The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.

Asscheeks by dochomie July 7, 2009

asschuck 

verb meaning to spew from the butt

Don't go in there, I just asschucked.

asschuck by lortay August 18, 2006

Open Asscheeks 

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.

"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve

Open Asscheeks by Stephen D. April 17, 2007

Bag Of Asscheeks 

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.

God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks

Bag Of Asscheeks by BagOfAsscheeks May 14, 2016

asschunk 

1.) A rather noticable piece of shit from someone's ass.

2.) Dingleberry.

3.)

"Don't look now, but I think that guy just less loose an asschunk!"

"Don't eat the asschunk!"

asschunk by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004