arsebasket 

A basket or kreel woven from material produced by the carding, teasing and weaving of fibres from the posterior of a cricket or gall wasp

Trinkets carried in a tiny arsebasket were laid before the fairy queen

arsebasket by Dermot Carmody July 12, 2004

arsebasket 

a public receptacle for grossly overweight old flangers to place their hideous bumcheeks prior to shopping at matalan.

I've just been to matalan and dropped off me chuff at the arsebasket in london road.

arsebasket by jeremy393 February 22, 2008

arsebasket 

a carrying vessel for rear ends

can i put my bum in your arsebasket

arsebasket by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Assbasket 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007

arseblanket 

A general all-purpose expletive, etymology unknown.

Oh arseblankets, I've left my wallet at home.

arseblanket by Mythmaker1977 April 23, 2008

assbasket 

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.

You duck eating assbasket!

assbasket by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009

assbasket 

noun: using an office worker's chair seat as an "inbasket" so they can't ignore the paperwork.

Hey Clem...put the expense report on your manager's assbasket so he doesn't 86 it.

assbasket by btsmith January 12, 2006