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Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?
Ass-ton by Weinsist June 29, 2018
like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something
Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!
ass ton by Prometheus February 17, 2003

metric ass ton 

In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.

This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.
Wow, I have a metric ass ton of homework to do tonight.
metric ass ton by Russ A September 25, 2006

metric ass ton 

an amount too large to measure
That has got to weigh a metric ass ton
metric ass ton by Brendan May 17, 2004

Metric ass ton 

I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.

Shit Ass Ton 

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.
Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!
Shit Ass Ton by TheLumbahjack September 16, 2008