ass-tonne 

1. The amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her rectum.

2. (colloquial) Some large amount.

"That's an ass-tonne of cocaine you've got there!"

ass-tonne by Doctor- Professor Patrick November 17, 2013

Tennessee Ass Plum

You're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves up the anus, and twists. They take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.

Created by Caitlin Hasaboner (aka Slutty Pineapple)

Slutty P: yo dude i totally gave trevor a tennessee ass plum last night

Guy: OMG TOTALLY?

Tennessee Ass Plum by t!ts mcgee June 18, 2009

Tennessee Ass Plum

When you're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves it up the anus, and twists. they take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.

"Dude, did you see Peter give Sally a Tennessee Ass Plum last night?"
"Hell yeah I saw that! The plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious."

Tennessee Ass Plum by Cait S. Pineapple June 18, 2009

Tennessee Turf Ass 

When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole

“Matt was 350, so me and the boys have him a taste of the Tennessee Turf Ass”

Tennessee Turf Ass by grinchy474848 January 12, 2023