ass-ton

An absurd amount of some thing, in a normal context. Specifically: 5x more than what would be considered "a lot" in that context.
"Dude, I want like, 30 hotdogs."

- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."

("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)
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ass ton

like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something
Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!
by Prometheus February 18, 2003
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metric ass ton

In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.

This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.
Wow, I have a metric ass ton of homework to do tonight.
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metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure
That has got to weigh a metric ass ton
by Brendan May 17, 2004
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Metric ass ton

I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.
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Shit Ass Ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.
Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!
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shit ass ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.
Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!
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