ass-on

to elude quickly or scurry at a fast pace; can be used for escaping situations or urging someone to move along

"This club is boring, let's ass-on"

by Poppa D 21 April 21, 2014

ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"

by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008

ass on your shoulders

Being overly defensive, obnoxious, confrontational, or just generally annoying.

Man, you've really got your ass on your shoulders.

by Emby Quinn May 24, 2006

Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people get shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. Usually ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey, I promise you, you're gonna have fun at the party tonight, its gonna be an ass on the ceiling good time."

by Bryan Adelman May 26, 2008

Ass on Her Chest

term

referring to a woman who has large enough breasts that aren't proportionate to her body mass and makes her to appear that she has an ass on her chest when wearing a push up bra.

Ex.: a woman who is under 5' tall, weighs under 100 lbs. and has a size D cup breasts or a woman who is over 6' tall and under 170 lbs. and has a size G cup breasts.

That little chick was fit, but with those tits; she had an ass on her chest!

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

ass on a tuesday

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.

God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.

by BB October 21, 2004