ass spoon 

A spoon you gift to somebody who deserves nothing more in life than to eat a healthy portion of your ass.

Somebody is so stupid or just plain below you, that you want them to eat shit. Ass Spoon

ass spoon by Snoosnoo November 23, 2013

spoon ass 

Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".

A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.

spoon ass by JackAmbrose228 June 23, 2018

Eating that ass with a spoon 

Said when one sees an ass they'd really love to eat; a compliment. Can be switched up depending on sentence structure.

Marshall: Damn she fine!
Alex: Yeah I'd love to be eating that ass with a spoon!

Eating that ass with a spoon by TokeySmiles March 11, 2018

eat your ass with a spoon 

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.

*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"

eat your ass with a spoon by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024

Spoonful of ass 

Nutella butter

Just let me eat the spoonful of ass

Spoonful of ass by Cody5050 January 27, 2022