ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

ass scratcher

a fat loner who watches hentai or the dude from discord

shiki: hey ass scratcher lol...
ass scratcher: hey shiki

by ass_scratcher420 December 1, 2020

Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003