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Scratch ass month 

December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)

Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍
Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?

Obviously it's scratch ass month
Scratch ass month by Currydipbra76 December 5, 2019

scratch your ass 

You wanna play like that? Go scratch your ass...

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do
“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

National scratch your left ass cheek day

Celebrated March 10th (69th day of the year)
LeBron scratched his left ass cheek for national scratch your left ass cheek day

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

ass scratcher

a fat loner who watches hentai or the dude from discord
shiki: hey ass scratcher lol...
ass scratcher: hey shiki
ass scratcher by ass_scratcher420 December 1, 2020