ass rash
A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.
ass rash by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004
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crusty ass rash
when someone takes a mean shit and doesnt wipe corretly to the point where their ass is so crusty it bleeds when you wipe it and smells lik chewbacca took a shit in your anus
person 1- that guys walking really weird and smells like ass
person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
crusty ass rash by killern9ne October 16, 2012
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Wild Ass Rash
An acute rash of the ass which primarily occurs in the summer when humidity and temperatures are high. Its severity increases when the sufferer must walk around on hot humid days in clothing with poor breathability. It commonly affects county fair attendees primarily those in denim jeans. The feeling is comparable to shoving double sided sandpaper between ones butt cheeks and walking until the skin is raw. Probably the main reason for the creation of Gold Bond Powder.
That guy sure is walked bow legged today, he must have the wild ass rash.
My asshole looks like a clown's mouth because of this fucking wild ass rash.
I smell baby powder, who's got the wild ass rash?
My asshole looks like a clown's mouth because of this fucking wild ass rash.
I smell baby powder, who's got the wild ass rash?
Wild Ass Rash by Milkin It For A Livin February 6, 2013
The Ass Rash Special
Get 3 beers and get two willing female participants. Let them get "drunk". Tell all of you friends that you can't drink because of Islam, and tell the girls that you are "plastered and you want to experiment". Take the already drunk girls and bring them to your room. Proceed to fornicate.
"So did you here about Ali Baba last night? He met these two sluts and pulled The Ass Rash Special!"
The Ass Rash Special by Floyd Mouthcandy February 7, 2008
ass bash rash
ass bash rash by Austin April 20, 2004
rash in my ass
person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
rash in my ass by queefinator4 March 5, 2023
assrash
assrash by Bubba Smith jr September 18, 2006
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