An acute rash of the ass which primarily occurs in the summer when humidity and temperatures are high. Its severity increases when the sufferer must walk around on hot humid days in clothing with poor breathability. It commonly affects county fair attendees primarily those in denim jeans. The feeling is comparable to shoving double sided sandpaper between ones butt cheeks and walking until the skin is raw. Probably the main reason for the creation of Gold Bond Powder.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods