A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.
After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.
by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014
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I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.
by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019
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A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.
"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"
by Dan April 5, 2005
Get the pound-me-in-the-ass prison mug.correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"
by dNguyen September 8, 2006
Get the federal pound me in the ass prison mug.Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.
by Joshie G. April 26, 2010
Get the Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison mug."We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
by Stavr0 November 19, 2003
Get the federal pound me in the ass prison mug.in reference to "Office Space" meaning hard jail time, which means there is a good chance of getting raped by someone named bubba.
Ned: How much trouble could I get into for lifting this douche bags wallet?
Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.
Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.
by Doggtown31LCC December 28, 2011
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