A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.
After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.
by IMaximusDMI January 04, 2014