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basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.

i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.

ass packet by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005

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ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"

"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"

ass packer by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005

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ass packed

When you rear end someone's vehicle.

My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.

ass packed by cheekr July 28, 2009

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Ass packed

SomeOne Who Has Been Fucked By a guy in the ass.

Jay Leno was ass packed by Conan O' Brian

Ass packed by Ecstasy Designz June 4, 2004

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ass pocket

Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...

Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.

ass pocket by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009

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ass pocket

The 375ml bottle of liquor available for purchase. It is small enough to fit in your back pocket, aka your ass pocket.

Guy: I'm halfway through my ass pocket of Jack daniels
Girl: What is an ass pocket?
Guy: 375ml of liquor, it fits in your ass pocket.
Girl: Well it's not on UrbanDictionary.
Guy: It is now.

ass pocket by Fun Johnny June 26, 2015

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Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

Ass Packer by matt April 9, 2003

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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