ass packet

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.

i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.

by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005

ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"

"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"

by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005

ass packed

When you rear end someone's vehicle.

My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.

by cheekr July 28, 2009

Ass packed

SomeOne Who Has Been Fucked By a guy in the ass.

Jay Leno was ass packed by Conan O' Brian

by Ecstasy Designz June 4, 2004

ass pocket

Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...

Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.

by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009

ass pocket

The 375ml bottle of liquor available for purchase. It is small enough to fit in your back pocket, aka your ass pocket.

Guy: I'm halfway through my ass pocket of Jack daniels
Girl: What is an ass pocket?
Guy: 375ml of liquor, it fits in your ass pocket.
Girl: Well it's not on UrbanDictionary.
Guy: It is now.

by Fun Johnny June 26, 2015

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

by matt April 9, 2003