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ass packet 

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.
i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.
ass packet by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005
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ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"
"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"
ass packer by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005

ass packed 

When you rear end someone's vehicle.
My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.
ass packed by cheekr July 28, 2009

Ass packed 

SomeOne Who Has Been Fucked By a guy in the ass.
Jay Leno was ass packed by Conan O' Brian
Ass packed by Ecstasy Designz June 4, 2004

ass pocket 

Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...
Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.
ass pocket by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009

ass pocket 

The 375ml bottle of liquor available for purchase. It is small enough to fit in your back pocket, aka your ass pocket.
Guy: I'm halfway through my ass pocket of Jack daniels
Girl: What is an ass pocket?
Guy: 375ml of liquor, it fits in your ass pocket.
Girl: Well it's not on UrbanDictionary.
Guy: It is now.
ass pocket by Fun Johnny June 26, 2015

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass
Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer
Ass Packer by matt April 9, 2003
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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