ass murder

(1) murder committed by a donkey.

(2) a murder committed by sitting on someone's face and farting. Ergo the phrase "silent but DEADLY."

(1) Did you hear about the donkey farmer who was ass murdered?

(2) Please, anything but an ass murder!

by iceisnice July 29, 2011

murder in the swamp ass

an offshoot of swamp ass, murder in the swamp ass is when a girl is on her period and is also sweating buckets from summer heat

Sheila was quite agitated walking 32 NYC blocks with murder in the swamp ass.

by marilefay August 18, 2010

A Murder in The Ass

A massive headache or real pain in general. Something ultra annoying to deal with altogether.

I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.

by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022

ass murderer

Someone who is capeable of violent crimes of the ass, namely frequent and powerfull free flow farting.

Joe is known as an ass murderer because of his frequent and smelly farts.

by 1234567890111213 March 6, 2008

Assturder

One who asses turds.

Stop being such an assturder.

by AV March 2, 2003

Assturder’s Syndrome

When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.

“So how’d it go with big D last night?”

“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”

by Assturders May 4, 2025