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When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.
“So how’d it go with big D last night?”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
by Assturders May 4, 2025
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