Assturder
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Assturder’s Syndrome
When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.
“So how’d it go with big D last night?”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
Assturder’s Syndrome by Assturders May 4, 2025
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Assburgers
A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017
assturkey
Moron or dickhead.
Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.
Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.
Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.
Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.
Assturdbation
The act of stimulating the anus by excreting feces partially out of one's own ass, then allowing the natural pressure of the anus to suck the feces back into one's own rectum. The process is repeated to one's satisfaction.
Dude1: So I've been trying out assturdbation lately.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.
Assturdbation by gfaisjdfjjwejo July 8, 2016
assburgers
A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006
Assburgers
Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Assburgers by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018