my best friend assturd
by super hot girl rawr xd December 4, 2021
Get the assturdmug. after ass is cut, the definitive aroma of sweet, pungeant and spicy all at the same time, resembling a sandwich condiment. A multi-layered fart, such as a fine wine's profile.
Orinally found in the Seekers Mantown Dictionary
Orinally found in the Seekers Mantown Dictionary
The air was so thick after Ken's fart that I felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into the assturd that he created.
by Plakk November 14, 2007
Get the assturdmug. When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.
“So how’d it go with big D last night?”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”
by Assturders May 4, 2025
Get the Assturder’s Syndromemug.