Assturder 

One who asses turds.

Stop being such an assturder.

Assturder by AV March 2, 2003

Assturder’s Syndrome 

When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.

“So how’d it go with big D last night?”

“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”

Assturder’s Syndrome by Assturders May 4, 2025

Assburgers 

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.

I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell

Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017

assturkey 

Moron or dickhead.

Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.

Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.

Those washed-up ex-football players on those NFL pregame shows are a bunch of assturkeys.

assturkey by expletive December 27, 2003

Assturdbation 

The act of stimulating the anus by excreting feces partially out of one's own ass, then allowing the natural pressure of the anus to suck the feces back into one's own rectum. The process is repeated to one's satisfaction.

Dude1: So I've been trying out assturdbation lately.
Dude2: Oh man, I tried that once, it didn't work for me. Too much leakage.
Dude1: Yeah man, you've got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.

Assturdbation by gfaisjdfjjwejo July 8, 2016

assburgers 

A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.

"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"

assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006

Assburgers 

Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.

Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”

Do you think I have ASSSSSSSBurgers?

Yes, I think you have Assburgers.

Assburgers by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018