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Andy and men's ass 

When Andy hurries up and has his girl break out a camera for a photo op just so he could get a picture of some guy’s ass in speedos
Andy and men's ass he’s always stealing a picture of a man’s ass at the pool
Andy and men's ass by user746_69 November 22, 2022

men who guard the ass fort 

your balls/nuts/huevos/testicles/etc
"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."

ass menagerie 

A varied mixture of ass. Something that is messed up in a variety of ways.

See also Linda
Linda has an ass menagerie of man lovers. Or, Linda loves an ass menagerie of men.

Linda is just a complete ass menagerie.
ass menagerie by Rave01 June 22, 2006

Menthol Ass 

A female whom more than likely smokes menthol cigarettes and has a large good looking, butt. This is particularly aimed toward a "trashy", "wouldn't take home to mother" type of girl.
Menthol Ass by Sir Joseph Dirte` November 21, 2011

Ass end of a menstruating skunk 

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

go all menendez on your ass 

To go on a hateful killspree, particularly on one's parents. Derived from the infamous Menendez brother murders ca. 1996.
"Dad, if you keep on drinking tequila and beating up grandma, I'll go all Menendez on your ass."
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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