Definitions by Smapdee

grognard 

ultra-hardcore wargamer (wargames - Advanced Squad Leader, Combat Mission, etc) Comes from French word that means "grumbler"

"Bob the Grognard likes to check his back yard for good hull-down spots for his imaginary tank"

grognard by Smapdee May 6, 2003

ass neck 

flap of skin between testicles/vagina and anus. Similar to Harry Wurzbach, but can be used for both sexes

"I'll choke you by your ass neck, I will!!!"

ass neck by Smapdee May 6, 2003

men who guard the ass fort 

your balls/nuts/huevos/testicles/etc

"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."

men who guard the ass fort by Smapdee May 6, 2003

grog

short for grognard ie a ultra-hardcore wargamer

"You can tell Fred is a grog because all he talks about is tank armor penetration charts and playing ASL"

grog by Smapdee May 6, 2003