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Men that like big, round booties that one could rest a drink on.
Ass men, favor A over T in the T & A equation. "I am an ass man."
by idon'tNOitall March 09, 2009
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.

Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart
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